The Twitchy Traveler's Guide to Thrill-Seeking Adventure
Life is hard. The amount of bullshit most folks deal with on the daily is ridiculous. You’ve got shitty coworkers, a boss who thinks sick days are a privilege, your back hurts, and all you want to do is get the fuck out of Dodge. Most folks are stuck with a measly 2 weeks. So why in the name of all things holy would you want to squander it by doing amateur stunt work? Vacations are for lying around, eating food, seeing cool things, and sleeping late. Vacations are not for thrill-seeking. You already do that every day when you text while driving or cut off a conceal and carry nut job looking for a reason. Allow me to show you why your favorite thrill-seeking activities are actually the dumbest things you could do and you should feel shame for wanting to do them. Skydiving - Mankind has spent centuries trying to fly. From kites to gliders to hot air balloons to whatever the fuck it was DaVinci threw together, humans have tried everything to get up in the air and stay there. They jumpe